Recruiter log: Oct. 31, 2012: Kaylee Turner reporting creepy occurances at RMA. In the tune of a poem:
To recruit on all hallows eve seemed the most out of wack,
I set foot in the office, and saw recruiters, Akshat and Zack…
“Such infants cannot possibly source!” I shout,
Then, from around the corner, peers Lindsay the Girlscout.
My palms became clammy, I started to frown,
as dearest Lindsay explained that she now works for a clown!
The room was spinning, with so many tricks, and not enough treats
I started to hear the buzzing of a bee!
I’M ALLERGIC! I cry, and run back to my desk,
Surely I cant recruit today, working with such pesks.
Then out of nowhere, not a normal sight to be seen,
but my boss, Tricia, dressed as a Spider Queen!
Things must go back to normal, they must not get badder,
All of a sudden I hear the cackling laugh of an insanely Mad Hatter
Russ has clearly gone crazier than a cat that has not been neutered,
I then look to my right and see some batty recruiters!
I then get an inbox from the funky Ms. Juliette, the new goddess of funk
telling me my Pipeline is just full of junk
I was beginning to feel much lighter on my feet,
I bounded and dove, and made a few flinch, yeah!
The halloween curse had taken me over
It seemed as if I had turned into a Ninja!
From the office of RMA, we hope that you have the spookiest day!